Battle Tapes Embroidered Keychain

$17.28 NZD

Designed in the ‘Remove Before Flight’ style—because you’re definitely going places. This bold and durable keychain can be clipped onto your bag, jacket, or any other object you use to convince yourself that you’re not the coward the world keeps proving you are. Whether you’re ‘off on another adventure’ to the fridge or hopping online to make disparaging remarks to strangers about things you lack the fundamental intelligence to understand, this keychain will ensure that everyone knows BIG MAN COMING THROUGH! Because even your keys are a prop in your pathetic little narrative.  

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.